I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Randomize
