You're so nebulous sometimes
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I have fence marks all over my body
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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