Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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