I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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