and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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