oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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