Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
