there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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