apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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