I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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