I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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