It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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