no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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