Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
where are my eyebrows?
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