But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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