I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
