I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
