There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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