Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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