Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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