I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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