This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Randomize