We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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