Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
