Where are you?
In a non slutty way
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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