just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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