Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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