i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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