Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Randomize
