do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
