I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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