There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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