she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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