tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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