Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
high people should be assigned attendants
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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