Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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