She is in my trunk
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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