How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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