Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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