After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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