Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Farmville is her only friend.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize