When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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