when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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