i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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