Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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