i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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