He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My dick has a subreddit
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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