is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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