Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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