When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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