I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i want to swaddle you in tequila
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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