Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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