What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
