have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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